laughingnancy:

IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH 

OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH

(via laughbitches)

fuckmoney-wewantbandmerch:

This tweet has made my day/week/life

(via savemesheehan)

suspends:

Another today, tomorrow.

(via neon-d-r-e-a-m-e-r)

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

(via btrhortensewins)

ruinedbyramsay:

i feel like if my life was to get a ribbon it’d be one that says ‘thanks for participating’

(via neon-d-r-e-a-m-e-r)

friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras

yesimbeyonce:

If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

(via xtremebtrlover)